Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Mom Disappointed In Son... Again
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Handshakes For Men, Hugs For Women
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Spit In Your Hand To Honor the Troops
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
*Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*
A Cavalcade of Carreys
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
I'm Horny For Every Fictional Car
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Title says it all.
Gengar Could Run A Train Through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.