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Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
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Mom Disappointed In Son... Again
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
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Handshakes For Men, Hugs For Women
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
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Spit In Your Hand To Honor the Troops
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
*Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.* -
A Cavalcade of Carreys
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
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Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
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The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
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Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
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I'm Horny For Every Fictional Car
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
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Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Title says it all.
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Gengar Could Run A Train Through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
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Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
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The Rise of Count Dancula
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
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No News Party
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
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True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
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I Want to Play a Game
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
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Have You Seen My Pa?
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
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You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
Content Warning:
Misophonia (chewing, mouth sounds, squishing) [8:44-10:31]