Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

Featuring Melanie Haynes as "Candice Warring-Greene"

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Title says it all.

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.

The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.

The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.