Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
