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I Want to Play a Game
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
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True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
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Puff, Puff, Pass
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
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The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
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Make Katie Laugh
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
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No News Party
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
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The Rise of Count Dancula
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
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This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
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The Confrontation at Simone's House
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
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Breaking News: The Musical
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
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Multigenerational Talent
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
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Win Sam Reich's Money
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
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Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
Warning: Do not attempt the One Chip Challenge yourself.
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
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The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
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You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
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Who is the Real Raphael Chestang?
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
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Dropout America 2
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
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Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
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Fuck Austin Texas
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Featuring Melanie Haynes as "Candice Warring-Greene"
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Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
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I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
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Gilchrest Savoy, The Wealthiest Man of 1906
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
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Gengar Could Run A Train Through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
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Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.