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One News to Break
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
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Newscast at Bernie's
Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
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You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
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Celebrity Sleaze
Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
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Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons
Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
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Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam
Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
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Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
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Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
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Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
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You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
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Have You Seen My Pa?
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
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Dropout America 3
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
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I Want to Play a Game
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
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True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
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Puff, Puff, Pass
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
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The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
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Make Katie Laugh
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
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No News Party
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
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The Rise of Count Dancula
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
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This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
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The Confrontation at Simone's House
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
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Breaking News: The Musical
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
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Multigenerational Talent
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
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Win Sam Reich's Money
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.