Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
