The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.