You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then throwing it out?
Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren't sad!
Every Thursday, I've got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That's why I go to the Awkward Amount of Time Station!
I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.