All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can't handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

The sport where spooning matters.