You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest.”

From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.

How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?

We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.

We could finally get something done about climate change!

It was a different time!

Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.

Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.

Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you’re entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.

No one is going near those belongings on your watch!

It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?

Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.

Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.

What are you going to do? Switch to Android?

Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!

If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.

You don't have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.

You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!

Don't bring Tik Tok into this!

Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.

Ordering fries really isn't as evil as poison gas.

Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?

Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.

Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?