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This "Bernie" guy keeps emailing me saying he "needs my help"! What a nutjob!
You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???
Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo...
The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don't have kids!