Why don't we both get something, and we can share?

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil' prosthetic leg.

Is this blackmailer's evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

Ok, they're gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

New from Chompsky's: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

Sure, it's a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!