Every entry should actually end with "and they super want to die."
Getting way too literal here.
Even. More. Literal.
Too literal for words.
This is literal...to the extreme.
Still very very literal.
The literalness never stopped.
Yes we are running out ways to describe how literal these Pokedex entries are but that won't stop us.
We're running out of ways to describe how literal these are. Really shoulda just called them "Part X" in the titles. Oh well, too late now.
The literal levels are maxed out.
That's pretty literal, right?
The literal Pokedex ride ain't over yet.
We're just gonna start actually saying which number parts these are because I'm running out of adjectives.
Literally literal.
2 lit 2 quit.
4 lit 4 quit.
Doofing ain't easy.
Doof me baby, one more time.
What horrifying implications do the Pokedex entries for Charmander, Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise suggest?
Legendary birds, legendary nightmares.
Bulbasaurs have the seeds planted in them AT birth, they're not born with it??? Pretty weird.
Pidgey, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot's Pokedex entries are...weird.
Welcome to the Chernobyl region.
Slow it down, bropoke.
