Maybe taking over an incredibly-busted ship in the middle of space isn't the best idea.

I've seen that guy eat an entire sentient bullet before.

Mario and Sonic's respective enemies decide to pull a switcheroo.

Another castle? ANOTHER CASTLE?!

There's a reason there's not actual pets in Pokemon.

Turns out Piranha Plants have a LOT of time to learn new things.

Mario meets a furry little critter (whose skin he usually uses to murder his enemies).

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

Mario's had enough castles.

Those blue shells come from somewhere ya know...

A break from the past.

We need to change, we need to grow, we need to...evolve.

Look it's easy, ok? Cheep Cheeps are found in the river in spring. Bloopers are summer in the ocean.