"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell."

Dr. Wily wants him gone.

He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.

You will rue the day you summoned him.

That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.

One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.

It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.

The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.

Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.

Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.

Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.

The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

Who the hell is Link?

It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.

Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.

Speed runs save lives.

His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.

Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.

Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.

Why so seriously wealthy?

Initializing raspy voice mode...

Night of the living dread.

Don't cross the (time) streams.