Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

Don't forget to pack Fire Flowers.

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

Magikarp never forgets.

He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.

Break pots, not laws.

It's so difficult, you don't even have to play it to lose.

Things could've gone a LOT differently for Batman, Superman, and Spider-man.

Battling: the greatest battle of them all.

Get ready for Immortal Kombat.

Bowser's Castle has a strict "No Pets" policy.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

He's not such a dad guy.

Guns don't kill -- Mario does.

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

Not every forest critter needs rescuing.

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

Luigi will remember this.

Isn't 16-bits a little too old to be trick-or-treating?

Everything you ever wanted to know about Thwomp sex (but were too afraid to ask).

He's finally out of the Friend Zone.

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.