Exit the Gecko.

Where they're going, they won't need cheat codes.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...very unsettling.

We lucky few, we bad guys of Mario Brothers...

Don't forget to check your Privilege stats.

Powerless billionaires vs. superstrong patriots - GO!

All of these games are retroactively directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

He's more annoying than you can possibly imagine.

Professor Darwin has a lot to teach us.

Gotta a-go fast.

This is what turns Mario Bros. into Mario foes.

Bros before KOs.

He is the Dark-type knight.

Kickstarters just wanna have funds.

Only a TRUE hero can wield Mjolnir...which means, uh, everyone can.

Walking the streets and beating up strangers isn't cool anymore, I guess?

The Man Without Fear should be the Dark Knight.

With great power-up comes great responsibility-up.

Live free to die harden.

Not even Tom Cruise could beat these games.

Meet Father Brain.

May the f*cks not be given.

Get ready for Super Mario 69.

Flying rodents aren't a good idea for your secret billionaire cave.