What Team Rocket Should Actually Be Using Pokemon For
Craig and Gary are being mentored by two members of Hell's Arceuses - the only REAL gang in Kanto...as in, a gang that moves heroin and kills people, unlike Team Rocket, who are more concerned with matching uniforms and hanging out in basements underneath casinos.
Why Team Rocket's Strategy Is the Stupidest Thing Ever
The finale of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang.' The Team Rocket grunts Gary and Craig have learned a lot from the REAL gang members they ran into - and now it's time to put those learnings to the test. Spoiler alert: it does not go well.
Honestly, it's about time the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual election - Peach has been the unquestioned autocratic monarch for way too long, and if Mario truly stands for freedom, democracy is the only answer. Note: any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.
Well, it's here: THE BIDOCALYPSE. Rusty has screwed up before - creating the world's most hate-filled Beedrill, burning down forests and Battlehauses, abandoning his naked dad, etc., but nothing really compares to unleashing a demi-god Bidoof who enslaved the world. And now there's only ONE perso...
Rusty's entire journey - from the fateful day he delivered a panini to Professor Tree to accidentally unleashing a god-level Bidoof on the world - has led to this: the Anti-Bidoof Resistance Force must face off against Peanut Butter, and their fate depends entirely on Rusty. End credits music cr...
Somewhere in Team Rocket's midst is a rat....atta. Their elite criminal organization has been infiltrated, and now they need to find out who the undercover cop is before Mark Wahlberg shows up wearing plastic bags on his feet.
Even More Pokemon Disappointed in Their Evolutions
Pokemon evolutions are fun for the player, but not always so great for the Pokemon - who are suddenly going through an instantaneous puberty that leaves them physically changed in new bizarre ways. And, a lot of the time, in kinda crappy ways.
Magneto's a little too OP even in the X-Men films - the only consistent counter to him (other than his own moral compass) is a mutant who can CONTROL EVERYONE'S BRAINS. And in the MCU, there's really NO ONE who could stop him...so let's hope Fox and Marvel Studios never work out a deal.
Humble Bundles are great - they're affordable, you get a ton of games that you might otherwise have never played, and you get to give money to worthy charities! But ever wonder how the games feel about all this?
The first climactic lightsaber battle in the Star Wars franchise was....pretty lame. It was two old men kinda prodding at each other - of course, this was long before they had the budget for better choreography, or even the idea that lightsaber battles could be dynamic, visceral fights, with elab...
Ralphie - the greatest Pokemon rival to ever live - has not given up on his quest to take on Red. The only problem is that Red doesn't remember him, he's unemployed, and his only Pokemon is a near-death Metapod. Other than that, Ralphie's on the path to glory!
Ralphie's back! And he's got Red's son, Todd (who's still alive, by the way). Now all he needs is to catch up on the past 20 years of Pokemon, figure out how to catch and train new Pokemon, and actually put together a team to defeat Red. That's it!