The first climactic lightsaber battle in the Star Wars franchise was....pretty lame. It was two old men kinda prodding at each other - of course, this was long before they had the budget for better choreography, or even the idea that lightsaber battles could be dynamic, visceral fights, with elaborate moves and flips and stuff. Still, while that original battle is full of emotion and meaning, it's hard to go back to it and not recognize how LAME it is.
Meet Ralphie - a former bug catcher who's returned to settle the score with his old rival...Red.
Ralphie - the greatest Pokemon rival to ever live - has not given up on his quest to take on Red. The only problem is that Red doesn't remember him, he's unemployed, and his only Pokemon is a near-death Metapod. Other than that, Ralphie's on the path to glory!
Ralphie's back! And he's got Red's son, Todd (who's still alive, by the way). Now all he needs is to catch up on the past 20 years of Pokemon, figure out how to catch and train new Pokemon, and actually put together a team to defeat Red. That's it!
