Honestly, it's about time the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual election - Peach has been the unquestioned autocratic monarch for way too long, and if Mario truly stands for freedom, democracy is the only answer. Note: any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.
Sonic runs around at incredible speeds, but maybe he needs to slow down and consider the consequences of his actions.
The humble origins of the internet's favorite hero...
Well, it's here: THE BIDOCALYPSE. Rusty has screwed up before - creating the world's most hate-filled Beedrill, burning down forests and Battlehauses, abandoning his naked dad, etc., but nothing really compares to unleashing a demi-god Bidoof who enslaved the world. And now there's only ONE perso...