They don't pay enough Pokedollars for this shit.
Honestly, it's about time the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual election - Peach has been the unquestioned autocratic monarch for way too long, and if Mario truly stands for freedom, democracy is the only answer. Note: any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.
Sonic runs around at incredible speeds, but maybe he needs to slow down and consider the consequences of his actions.
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