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Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.
One doesn't simply 'leave the bar' when the trivia begins.
Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.
Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?