You don't know how to swim? But it's so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.
Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn't "change your life," man.
Why can't we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?
Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you'll say cigarettes are bad for me!
