Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.

You went to the store and picked this out!

Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!

Who wouldn't want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?"

New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.

You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.

Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.

All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.

All women are beautiful (with makeup).

If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?

Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe -- nothing!

As an adult, you can't have a real summer vacation, you're just leaving work during the hot months.

If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!

Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.

It’s too hot to get cold, duh!

The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.

That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.

Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!

If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.

What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.

It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?

You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.

Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.

Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?