If you're not sure you have one, you might be one.
You've got high standards, and we've got the high quality goods to match.
Isn't that technically a microaggression?
It's crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.
