He's here to help, but you're not helping.
Everything you ask Google sounds a lot more stupid when you actually ask Google.
You asked for it, you got it! Google is back to answer more of your sort-of questions.
If these searches sound dumb, that's because they are.
These searches may be dumb, but don't forget who wrote them. You did... for the 5th time.
Made entirely from the safety of home, Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni star in this animated installment of the "If Google Was a Guy" series.