Another classic office prank.

A story of two employees willing to do whatever it takes to come out ahead.

It's simple, we don't tolerate rudeness in the CollegeHumor office. It's just common courtesy.

In your dreams.

A pilot for a TV show is probably the most important thing you can do in show business. Not a big deal.

Sequels are so hard to pull off. Luckily this one is amazing.

Through sickness and health, I'll be there. Causing both.

There's no such thing as an unpaid internship. Unless you don't even get paid with experience.

Online diaries are like regular diaries only you don't need to be embarrassed that you own one.

Freestyling to keep from me crying.

You can't choose your family, but you can choose to ignore them for forever.

The hardest part about decisions is making them.

Children need good role models.

Karma can't beat a coma.

Prices so low, it's practically illegal!

Online auctions are what separates us from the animals.

May half your wishes come true!

A little text can be a big deal.

What's the point of eating right if it doesn't taste good?

We can fight this together. Forever.

Help me, help you, help me.

I work hard, I sleep harder.

I made your dignity disappear.

Be kindle, rewindle.