I hope you're sitting down.

A picture is worth a thousand ME.

My mouth went double platinum.

Once you shop, you can't stop.

The butt of every joke.

Equality is a pain in the ass.

Ever heard of the 4G network? This is the orgy network. Yeah.

My gift is my song. And this one's for me.

Wash and learn.

A master of disguise and a lover of this guy.

If you can't handle the swings, get out of the playground.

Sticks and stones will break my bones.

Revenge is a dish best served old.

My passion for life is contagious.

Our friendship is a work of art.

This list really stinks.

Take selfies so good, they're just "pictures."

Jake and Amir are back for one episode to make America great again.