The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
Fresh starts are for fresh losers.
Doesn't matter where we sit as long as its together.
Change your mind, not your friends.
There's no such thing as a good idea.
Some phone calls were made to be answered.
Long distance relationships never last.
In a game like this, there are no winners. Except for me.
If dogs are a man's best friend then Jake is definitely my bitch.
You make 100% of the shots you don't miss.
It's never too late to whip out your favorite joke.
No actions speak louder than no words.
Fiction is stranger than truth.
When it comes to exercise, motivation is everything. Also, upper body strength is everything.
Time is money... And I'm rich!