The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
Fresh starts are for fresh losers.
Doesn't matter where we sit as long as its together.
Change your mind, not your friends.
There's no such thing as a good idea.
Some phone calls were made to be answered.
Long distance relationships never last.
The future is a gift, that's why it's called the present.
It's hard to get down to business when you live so far away.
In a game like this, there are no winners. Except for me.
This gag always kills.
If dogs are a man's best friend then Jake is definitely my bitch.
You can't cover the truth in snow.
You make 100% of the shots you don't miss.
It's about exercising your core, and impressing your friends.
Blood is thicker than water. But soda trumps all.
It's never too late to whip out your favorite joke.
And this is something Amir is really excited about.
No actions speak louder than no words.
Fiction is stranger than truth.
What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you.
The only thing taxing about your taxes is filling them out and stuff.
When it comes to exercise, motivation is everything. Also, upper body strength is everything.
Time is money... And I'm rich!
Cheer up. Don't be down. I left. Right?