The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
You can't teach skill.
Goooooo! To the bathroom.
Soul switching is for soul mates.
Don't hold your breathe.
Caught in a good romance.
If you want her, come claim her!
Bad call.
When you know, you know. You know?
Opportunity knocks. Hard.
Honesty is the best policy. Also, store credit is good.
Decisions are harder than anything. Even diamonds.
Death is a part of life. Specifically the last part.
Jake doesn't give a tweet.
New shirts are better than new friends.