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The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
Don't tease me, bro!
You can't teach skill.
Goooooo! To the bathroom.
You've got mail. Get it? I'm the AOL guy.
Why so crabby?
Justice is not only blind, it's served.
They say family comes first, but for me it's bros before hos.
Little things are a big deal.
Soul switching is for soul mates.
Don't hold your breathe.
When it comes to not doing work, I'm all business.
Caught in a good romance.
If you want her, come claim her!
When you know, you know. You know?
Opportunity knocks. Hard.
Honesty is the best policy. Also, store credit is good.
Decisions are harder than anything. Even diamonds.
Death is a part of life. Specifically the last part.
Bros icing bros before hos.
Jake doesn't give a tweet.
New shirts are better than new friends.
You have to apply yourself.
This message had better self destruct.