The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
Like stealing candy from hundreds of babies...
Why vacate when you can staycate?
You just got burned!
I need T.P. for your friendship.
Doors don't keep other people out. They lock you in.
Don't worry. Be crabby.
Set your picture, it'll last longer.
You better better yourself.
A penny for your thoughts leaves the whole world blind.
The gift that keeps on taking.