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The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
You are everything you eat.
I'm hungry! For companionship.
Promises were made to be broken.
Winners never lose.
Like stealing candy from hundreds of babies...
Why vacate when you can staycate?
You just got burned!
I need T.P. for your friendship.
Doors don't keep other people out. They lock you in.
Sometimes treats are bitter sweet.
Don't worry. Be crabby.
Friendship is the ultimate treat.
A joke is like life. You can't explain it.
It's pathetic to be sympathetic.
Why give, when you can take?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of my dreams and into my kitchen.
Talk is cheap. And I'm the cheapest.
We're lucky to be alive.
Set your picture, it'll last longer.
You better better yourself.
A penny for your thoughts leaves the whole world blind.
The gift that keeps on taking.
You are what you don't eat. A CHICKEN.
Sometimes fashion is the worst tragedy.