The codependent, ill-advised adventures of co-workers/best friends/nemeses/gullies Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld.
Fluent in the language of love and Hebrew.
Birthday presents are the best kind of presents.
This is music to my tears.
Why pay for a million dollar smile?
That is one crappy prank.
I got the skills to pay really small bills.
Having an odor problem stinks.
Part of a balanced ass-kicking.
It takes money to make money. Guaranteed.
So sick. And not in the good way.
Memories are the only way we remember things.
Lord give me the strength. To change my profile pic.
Don't munch on my lunch.
Light as a feather, stiff as I'm bored.
Only the good die old.
Freestyle makes me smile.
I'm a smoothie operater.
Every penny doesn't count.
Clear eyes, pierced ears, can't lose.
A blessing in this guise.
United we stand. Divided we stand more.
Caffeine free is not the way I be.
Win or lose: you lost!
Turkey dinner tonight?