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Smartypants

Smartypants

9 Episodes

The greatest thinkers/comedians of our time ask the questions no one else will.

Smartypants
  • Birthdays, The Cookout, Vegetables

    Episode 1

    Trapp tries to find the happiest birthday. Demi talks about allyship. Vic asks what are vegetables.

  • Wrestling & Drag, Cryptids, Eggs

    Episode 2

    Jess explains why wrestling and drag are the same. Jacob analyzes which cryptid is the best to blaze with. Katie expounds why eggs are the best.

  • Swing Music, Emails, The Moon

    Episode 3

    Ross argues for a swing music revival. Alexis demonstrates how to write the perfect email. Raph proposes why the United States should bomb the moon.

  • Birds, Celebrities, Bodies

    Episode 4

    Fumi elucidates why birds might steal your girl. Janie advocates for celebrity elections. Paul pitches how he would make bodies better.

    Content Warning:
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    Image of dead animal [04:12-4:16]

  • Groundhog Day, WNBA, The Ocean

    Episode 5

    Paul investigates who the mastermind of Groundhog Day is. Kimia argues why the WNBA is better than the NBA. Zach explains why the ocean sucks.

  • Theater Kids, Cicadas, Honorary Degrees

    Episode 6

    Anna asks if society should forgive theater kids. Sara asserts that cicadas should be the symbol of the USA. Ryan tries to receive an honorary degree.

  • Presidents, Zzyzx, Rollercoasters, Night Owls

    Episode 7

    Jon contends that current politics have ruined movie presidents. Carolyn reveals the history of Zzyzx. Grant rhapsodizes about rollercoasters. Pallavi exposes night owl discrimination.

  • Mecha, Cuss Words, Craigslist

    Episode 8

    Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail video game.

  • Michael Jordan, Family Sitcoms, God, Charcuterie

    Episode 9

    Jacquis asserts that Michael Jordan was a good baseball player. Carlos explores how realistic 90s family sitcoms were. Cynthia proves that God is a woman. Tao ranks charcuterie board elements.