A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.

The continuing escapades of North Korea's leader / rock star / Iron Man.

North Korea's sexiest leader chooses a bride. Three billion disintegrate from sorrow.

The world-renowned basketball superstar teams up with Dennis Rodman.

Most Glorious Leader uses nuclear weapons for their original purpose: helping children.

No matter who wins, Putin loses his shirt.

Kim Jong Un faces his most dangerous enemy yet: holiday cheer.

Only Kim Jong Un is worthy enough to win both the Hunger Games and Jennifer Lawrence's heart.

Finally, the epic and completely factual conclusion.

There are no hard feelings between Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman. None at all.