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Forget it, Gus, it's Cybertown.

And you thought your high school was rough.

All that, plus he's got a cool mustache.

Remember that time Jason punched a dude's head off?

Just give me a hundred new Mario costumes, I don't even care.

It took Spider-Man being undead to show us how he truly lives.

Thor is the god of always having the right number of eyes in trailers.

Things get dark fast when you're trying to out-do the Joker.

Who knew that the Mario franchise contained such existential horror?

Though Kevin's orchestra of violence is the main event, don't miss these amazing tiny details.

The show is not about what you think it is about.

Mineta is the worst anime character ever.

It's not because of his pizza delivery skills.

Jack Nicholson's Joker made a killing.

Can you follow the thread?

Gizmo's origin story is actually pretty cute.

Finally, the truth about where Darth Sidious's second lightsaber came from.

From school bans to a twin switcheroo, the art of Magic: The Gathering has had its share of scandal.

Ten years is the threshold for nostalgia.

It's all about the beards.

In which we learn what Channing Tatum wants, and Tony does his best impression of Amy Pascal.

What did Crispin Glover ever do to anybody?

Two words: skin witches.