The "jizz" part is not incorrect.

For people who know more about Pokemon than they do about real animals alive on the planet.

The secret underneath Gandalf's robe.

What’s the one thing nerds like more than Pokemon, LOTR, and Star Wars combined? Correcting people.

That scarecrow's packing heat.

Aslan takes a hard line on lipstick.

The Kongs have a lot to discuss in family therapy.

Xanth Man Starts Brawl in Waffle House.

Seriously though, that one Digimon looks straight out of Itchy & Scratchy.