I want a pedigree cat instead of a baby because it's more expensive.

I'm going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

It's just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

But Ashley doesn't have nipple hair!

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I'm trying to write a description!

Is this about those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don't care.

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

Comet is back! Thank you, science!

Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate's Godfather.

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

Phil Hoffman's scariest as himself.

Where there's a will, there's a way too talkative.

Bodyguard's in his birthday suit,

Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

One girl's trash is another girl's bodyguard.

Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

Ashley won't take gross for an answer.

It's not bulimia when you haven't eaten.