Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.