Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.