Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.