Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
