Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.