Don't do the crime if you can't do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.
With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.
Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.
Finally, Tumblr's returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!