Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?
Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!
Rekha is in the market... the market of secrets. And she's looking to sell, for a very reasonable price... that she won't say out loud.
Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they're not singing they're screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.