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Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
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On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
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Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
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Climbing Gym Opens On Disappointing Riverwalk
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
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You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
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Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
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Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
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No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
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Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
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The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
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The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
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Mom Disappointed In Son... Again
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
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Welcome to Bug News
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
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Good Morning, River View High!
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
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God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
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Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
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Hot Dogs Are Made From People (But Still Tasty)
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
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U2 Gets Me Too’d At a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
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Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
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Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
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I'm Getting a FaceTime From a Greasy Little Puppet
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
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Handshakes For Men, Hugs For Women
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
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All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
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Spit In Your Hand To Honor the Troops
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
*Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*