Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.
With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.
Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.
